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Up Your Yangtze! Preview

Andrew — Sat, 24 May 2008 19:50:00 +0000

No, this site’s not dead — although it is on life support…

Here’s a preview video from the Asiansploitation show I’m directing at the Bad Dog Theatre this weekend. By the time you read this (if at all) it’ll probably be too late… That’s what you get for not sending me your videos!

Uncle Pete’s Play Time! SHARING

Andrew — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:59:49 +0000

Though technically not a Torontonian, Peter John Ross (aka Sonnyboo) did drive here all the way from Ohio with his posse to be my guest on Second Cine back in the day. Plus his video needs your support on FunnyOrDie!

This one’s a no-brainer. Now do your duty and vote it up…

TNS Special Report: The United States Primaries

Andrew — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:37:35 +0000

And we’re back, with a timely and helpful breakdown of this baffling US and A electoral process, courtesy of The News Show‘s Ian MacIntyre. This fledgling monthly newscast next takes the stage at Bread & Circus on Tuesday, March 25th. In the meantime, do Ian a favour and vote up this video at FunnyOrDie — just click on that li’l blue button…

No More (Week) Daily Posts

Andrew — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:11:52 +0000

I figured I’d drop this bomb while you’re all (hopefully) still on a metabolic high from yesterday’s Valentine’s Day chocolate — here it is:

I’ll longer be posted videos on a weekdaily basis.

The short answer is that I’m running out of genuinely post-worthy material, and I really don’t want the quality to slip. Plus, nobody’s exactly beating down my door with submissions. And it’s proving difficult to compete with all the other comedy video aggregators out there, not to mention the two ton gorilla of user-generated content that is MyFace.

Oops, guess that was actually the long answer…

Anyway, rest assured that when there’s something worthy I’ll post it here. Until then, have a look through the archives, post a comment, or better yet, make a video and submit it!

Until then…

Leiderhosen Eggs

Andrew — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:59:18 +0000

Some advice to you lonely hearts on this Valentine’s Day: Better settle for someone quick, or you’ll end up living a solo existential existence like the character in this European art film — actually a short from the Bad Dog’s MYSPAYZ Video Channel starring Marcel St. Pierre…

Don’t let it happen to you!

On-Rop

Andrew — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:55:27 +0000

To post this EXTREMELY NAUGHTY Bruce Simpson classic on Valentine’s Day would be a tasteless reflection of my own romantic sensibilities, so I’m posting it the day before. As you can probably imagine, it was made for Darryl’s Hard Liquor & Porn Fest and features adult themes and situations — good thing it’s set to autoplay…

run

Andrew — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:05:24 +0000

Old Man Winter getting you down? Wish you were basking in a tropical island paradise instead? Maybe today’s video will give you pause for thought, courtesy of the always-brilliant hotdogboy!

The Guardian of Freedom

Andrew — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:13:34 +0000

This one goes out to my man Al Howell, who suffered through a week-long This Hour hiatus in Halifax, alone. How did he fill the idle hours? Watch today’s vid and find out!

(DISCLAIMER: I’ve actually no idea when or where this was shot, just that the Plain Brown Wrapper peeps were behind it…)

PET3RS Kill Time – Trailer

Andrew — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:26:12 +0000

Today’s video is but a teaser for Approximately 3 Peters’ live show tomorrow night in the bustling metropolis of London, Ontario, but that’s not such a bad thing — you’ve been spending too much time in front of your computer lately and need to get out more.

Here are the show deets:

PET3RS KILL TIME

Saturday, February 9, 2008 – 8:00pm – $12.00
Featuring a performance by London’s own Fully Insured!
The ARTS Project – 203 Dundas Street – London, Ontario
Tickets available through ARTS Project box office – (519) 642-2767

Bowling Problems

Andrew — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:27:45 +0000

Today’s short comes from Currie Conservatory alumnus Mark “Merk” Wetherspoon — it’s actually a music video from his band The Alcoholic Freaks.

It’s also a PSA, a musical warning re: the hazards of a certain indoor sport. Read along with the lyrics and decide for yourself!

I bowled

I dropped the ball

Bowling

I hurt my leg

My foot got out of place

Went out of the place

The place

When out of place

Went out of the place

Jess has problems with his leg

Bowling problems

Bowling problems

Bowling problems

Jess has problems with his leg

Bowling problems

Bowling problems

Bowling problems

I don’t want to bowl anymore

I always get pissed off at that

My leg started hurting

I hurt my leg

My bowling leg

I need some peas for my leg

I need some peas for my knees

Jess has problems with his leg

Bowling problems

Bowling problems

Bowling problems

Jess has problems with his leg

Bowling problems

Bowling problems

Bowling problems